No, Dogeus

- - Taken from the Finnish Winter War and modified, original is Njet, Molotoff. - -

No, Dogeus!

Cardboardia, Cardboardia

that’s where the doges were heading again.

When Dogeus promised: "Yes, everything will go fine,

tomorrow we'll already be eating ice-cream in Cardsinki.”

No Dogeus, no Dogeus

you told more lies than Cutedoge himself.

Cardboardia, Cardboardia,

The Varrelheim line was a harsh obstacle.

When artillery began firing from Boardlia,

many doges stopped their babbling

No Dogeus, no Dogeus

you told more lies than Cutedoge himself.

Cardboardia, Cardboardia

the invincible Facist Army is afraid of it.

And Dogeus said: "Well look at that,

the Chukhnas are coming at our throats!"

No Dogeus, no Dogeus

you told more lies than Cutedoge himself.

Behind Dogeburg, behind Dogeburg,

is the cottage of Dogeus.

People like Stalin and other cheaters are let to visit it,

including politruks, commissars and crooks from Petrozavodsk.

No Dogeus, no Dogeus

you told more lies than Cutedoge himself.